local wizard enjoyer

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Intro Post !!

Hello hello! Since I’ve been a lot more active on tumblr lately, I thought I’d make one of these. Not the most detailed but it at least provides the basics on who it is that runs this silly little blog.

My name is Oliver, Magolor, or whatever’s funniest at any given time (mostly joking abt that last one. mostly.) My pronouns are it/he (please use it more than he), and I mostly use this site to post my silly little drawings and maybe writing snippets if I remember to.

My ask box is always open and I’m happy to answer pretty much anything!!

(More detailed info under the read more)

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my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

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oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed

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theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

milf-adjacent

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unrelated to the weed conversation in the notes and going back to the family expressions thing: i didn’t realize that ‘we’re on the ferry now’ is NOT a common phrase to refer to starting a road trip or something similar for like. YEARS. and i’m still kinda mad it isn’t because it’s such a fun expression. and the story behind it is pretty fun too